So I was at a retirement party for our CEO and I ran into a couple people from the department, a VP and some up-and-coming girl, and they were all, so, how's stuff going in your area, and then they were like, wait, so what is it exactly that you do? And I was like, um, I actually haven't done anything at all productive in the last four months. Shit. I need to send out resumes TODAY. I just got an alert that $CONSULTING_COMPANY has an opening that's a good fit for me. On the one hand, it's consulting, on the other, it's a good fit.

It's but one consequence of not going into teaching or the Roman government.

'cause I am such a fool.

My legs are sore, specifically, the adductors. I've been wasting time looking at wikipedia trying to figure out what exactly is sore. So many fun little pictures to look at. I'm not sure why I never learned much anatomy. It's interesting, but it is a lot of stuff to memorize. The Latin helps some things, of course.

I watched Heroes.

I'm getting beat up. All this sitting is worse than all this jumping. Seriously. I would rather squat all day (http://www.danielhsia.com/m_squat.php). Or jump all day. I could jump up and down on my chair all day.`

This is beginning to be serious. It used to be a game.

So I tried NCIS after I got back from the gym.

So I bought a couple shirts with this print on it the other day: http://www.marriedtothesea.com/031908/lookin-good-gettin-presents.gif

It's totally going to be my gym shirt, along with my WWF and $UNIVERSITY Dancers shirts. That's right. I work out in the uni gym wearing a dancing t-shirt. And, yes, that's right, I have and wear WWF shirts in public.

This week is the election I really care about.

Am I turning into MNS? Finally?

It's a lot better than turning into NFB's Zippy, at least.

My roommate got a gun and ammo catalog in the mail the other day. I noticed that there were some pretty good deals.

So, 10 instead of 5, per the last diary.

I need some guidance, it doesn't matter what for.

Had a bit of a row last night. However, I had some rum jumbie stuff and made fun of people making fun of "messianic Obama supporters", so it all evens out in the end.

I nearly forgot about NO SHAVE NOVEMBER. I'm stuck with my David Tennant sideburns from Halloween because of it. I live as few men have dared to dream.

BEARD FUN CHALLENGE: NANOSHAMO.

So I went lifting yesterday and as I was walking home I thought, hey, I did well, I'm going to have a big-ass steak for dinner. I'm not actually a great fan of steak, but, whatevs.

I got my Vibrams yesterday. They were and are righteous. I'm not wearing them right now, they're not appropriate for work. I'm wearing my Chuck Taylors right now.

I am sooooo tired. I totally got enough sleep last night. I'm not sure what it is.